No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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