3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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