Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
