I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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