Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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