why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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