Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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