after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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