I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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