I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I can't turn off my feet"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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