I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Semen is not good for contacts.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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