fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I love having hate sex.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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