Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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