So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
that is very illegal...i love you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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