To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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