I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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