You made me cry and you don't even care
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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