I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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