Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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