What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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