It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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