"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
one might say we're banned from that church
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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