So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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