that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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