There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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