Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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