i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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