just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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