god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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