i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Bring me that man meat
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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