I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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