think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
