Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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