Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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