He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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