STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
why is half of my head shaved?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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