Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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