Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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