I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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