Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I understand Curling. That high.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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