just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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