My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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