When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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