Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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