guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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