i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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