i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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