Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Even the bartender felt bad for me
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
