I am spending my child support on dildos
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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