I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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