omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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