Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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