Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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