Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
P.S. I can't hear my feet
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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